Caillou

Caillou is a little shit child who acts like a deamon all the time. His ugly ass head is even more exposed than stewie griffin. His mother secretly hates him and so does his sister. His sister looks like a fucking fetus. Caillou is a spoiled brat who gets away with everything he dies by throwing a tantrum like a cunt. His parents are the most brain dead twats anyone could ever see.

*Caillou draws on the wall with permanent marker*
Mom: Caillou what the fuck are you doing
Sister: Fucker drew on the wall. Your in trouble *Smiles savagely*
Caillou: *turns deamon and throws a fit and screams*
Mom: Alright you worthless bag of shit. You wont have time out

by CritizingShit January 3, 2019

Caillou

A bald fuck who bitches and moans when he doesn't get his way

Caillou's Dad: Oh shit caillou i just realized we are going to the circus tomarrow not today

Caillou: WAAA WAAA NO I WANNA GO TODAY MOTHER FUCKER

by Fat Naruto October 21, 2019

Caillou

Used as a term to very someone as a lil bitch. Or is a term used to show how someone that they are a memelord, as the all Dankness, our lord, Caillou.

"Yo man, that man really shows his inner Caillou."
"I know right!"

by WitchDoctorGaeming August 10, 2017

caillou

a fucking piece of shit that if he doesn't get what he acts like a bitch,cries,screams,whines, and complains. ther was this one episode but I dont got any details because I watched this piece of crap years ago so caillou wakes up and is exicited to go to the circus so he gets ready and brushes his teeth then the dad comes in and asks why hes dressed up and caillou is confused bc he thought he was going to the circus today but the dad explains hes going tommorow,HE SAID TOMMOROW HE DIDNT SAY A WEEK HE DIDNT SAY A MONTH HE DIDNT EVEN SAY WE AREN'T GOING AT ALL NOW WATCH HOW THIS BALD BITCH REACTS SO CAILLOU STARTS BEING A BITCH BY CRYING SCREAMING WHINING AND COMPLAINING

caillou is a bald head ass bitch

by caillous creator May 22, 2019

Caillou

always on crack and is 5 feet 11 inches and cries like a bitch

your such a Caillou

by SecretAgent42069 October 25, 2019

Caillou syndrome

Shaving your hair and somehow being unrecognizable (especially to the police)

Person: You're completely different, Sean, have you had surgery?
Sean: No, i just cut my hair
Person: OMFGC (OH my fucking god caillou)
Sean: Yep, it's the caillou syndrome

by Bomblastix July 7, 2022

Caillou

Caillou is a piece of chicken shit that never shuts the fuck up with his lumpy bald ass head

Mom: Caillou time to put the toys up
Caillou: Screaming "no!!!!!"

by Ur friend chicken shit July 14, 2019