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cancer coffin

a tanning bed or an artificial sunlight bed used to achieve tan skin
"Hey girl I'm hittin the cancer coffins after work wanna come along?"
by hippiechick38 March 25, 2007
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Cadence

The most amazing, wonderful adorable girl you'll ever meet. She cares deeply for her friends and always tells the truth. She will protect you at all costs even if it will hurt her she will do anything to make her friends happy. If you are lucky enough to date a cadence, hold her to your heart and never let go of her. She may struggle with self-esteem issues but if you help her and remind her of how amazing she really is, she will be happy. She already is a genuinely happy person but being with a specific person can make her be even more filled with joy and happiness. She is a weirdo but if you love her just enough, she will never leave you unless you really break her heart. If you are stupid enough to break her heart it's possible that her best friend will hunt you down and knock some sense into you. Dont take her for granted.
Person 1- Cadence is my best friend
Person 2- shut up she is my best friend
by Herro2 June 11, 2018
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cancerous

A term used for something that is so fucked up, that it is figurably able of giving you cancer.

Can be used as both an adverb and adjective.
Jake: Look at this gore I found the other day. It's fucking amazing.
Brad: That's some cancerous shit. Sometimes I don't know why I still am friends with you.
by Nick32x December 20, 2014
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cancerstick

Synonym for cigarette. So name because they cause cancer.
I just smoked my last cancerstick.
by Andy Kay April 6, 2003
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Cancer

A cruel, heartless, monstrous, uncaring disease that doesn't discriminate when choosing a victim. A disease that brings anguish and heartbreak to people and families who don't deserve it, and is known to cruelly take away those that people love and care about. Those who have and battle cancer are among the bravest individuals on the planet, and they should be considered heroes for the sheer amount of courage and intestinal fortitude they display.
My friend was diagnosed with cancer recently, I'm praying that he'll be able to beat it
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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cancer kazoo

An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.
Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.

I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.
by Popehat2 December 9, 2007
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Porn cancer

A slow degradation in computer function due to excess use of porn, possibly caused by a virus or malware.
Ian's computer has been running really slow, maybe he got the porn cancer.
by regardless69ing August 25, 2011
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