cack

a really odd way to say penis. it annoys the hell out of most people but the user of the word usually gets a few laughs

Niall: You cack!
Teddy: hahaha
everyone: shut the fuck up fat ass!

by er jokes July 7, 2010

cack

in reference to the size of ones cock. An abnormally large cock.

His cack was like, "damn"

by akaneamaya August 27, 2009

cack

1. Rather secretive information shared about the quality of sex partners, particularly in the theatre business.

2. Things that travel with you yet never seem to be thrown away

I heard some cack that Jason is awful in bed.

Throw the cack over there.

by KrisLo November 15, 2006

cack

A part of the mans body thats tums cant get enough of.

I consumed the cack, dude.
I love eating copious amounts of cack.
The cack hurts when it gets hard.
I heart the cack.

by Vinn2000 December 28, 2005

cack

another word for having sex

Last night i cacked this girl all night long.

by clutch masterr June 16, 2011

cack

a polite word for using the derogotory name, cunt. Not to be used lightly for fear of retaliation.

Dani: hey have you talked to kelly?

Carly: no why?
Dani: she's being a total cack!

by dancarl August 30, 2009

cack

The pubic hair between one's anus and nutsack.

Sam got his cack waxed off yesterday.

by Gamgee December 30, 2004