layin' cable

The act of performing a very long and drawn out bowel movement. An extremely long pooper if you know what I mean.

Bradley was in the bathroom for almost two hours layin' cable...he destroyed that thing.

by Stevie Y December 28, 2005

Chubby Cabra

A thick Female who is square in shape. A female who does not have many friends. Body Type like Sponge BoB Square Pants. Trys her best at in the bedroom to make up for her odd shape and size. Usually has thick Kankles in lieu of ankles.

{Chubby Cabra} {Sponge Bob Looking} {Square In Shape} (Short and Wide} {Tries her best to please in the bedroom whenever given a chance} {Tight Fitting Clothes to appear not so Square}

by Glut! November 28, 2009

Tow Cable

The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).

Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.

by SirBuddrick December 17, 2009

Nikolas Cabral

A guy who is controlling, manipulative, narcissistic, toxic & takes his insecurities out on his gfs. He has no respect for women. He plays the victim & uses crying as a tactic to make you stay out of pity. Save urslf the time & mental health before talking to him.

Person 1: her bf is so toxic

Person 2: yeah what a Nikolas Cabral

by User#13:) November 2, 2021

Laying a cable

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

Cabraloco

popular food reviewer making food reviews all over the world from kfc to taco bell to husimadok klubja , go to him for advice on what food to get

Man , i really need to ask Cabraloco about what to get.

by Cabraloco January 3, 2022

Camila Cabello

She is a Smol bean that needs to be protected of all bad things (see what I did there) and deserves the world. Whoever hurt her enough that she wrote Consequences and Something'sGotta Give needs to leave, the exit is on the right.

Buy CAMILA by Camila Cabello on iTunes and stream the album.

by cxmilacxbello January 17, 2018