cripple nipple

an inverted nipple, as if the protruding part is actually pointed inside

I was disappointed to find that she had had a cripple nipple rather than two erect mike and ikes when i took her bra off.

by ManMythLegend April 21, 2007

cripple cart

A electric wheelchair intended for use by the handicapped, most often seen at supermarkets. Especially when used not by the handicapped, but merely by the grossly obese.

"Check out that old guy on the cripple cart, I wonder how he lost his leg."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

cripple cart cowgirl

A female riding a cripple cart.

"Oh, fuck, look at that cripple cart cowgirl. I can't tell where her tits end and where the rolls begin."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

by xzybit May 15, 2005

cripple cart cowboy

A male riding a cripple cart.

"Check out that cripple cart cowboy, he's gotta be like 400 pounds."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

Cripple Mode

When you are absolutely plastered on xanax and alcohol and cannot even comprehend what reality is. It is seemingly a wormhole of darkness. It's xantastic.

"Man I sure was in cripple mode after taking five xanax and drinking a whole 5th of vodka!"

"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."

by YGproductions May 24, 2017

Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

by musinon July 2, 2019