buttering your bagel

yet another euphemism for female masturbation

you need an example? well, good luck then with buttering your bagel. you're gonna need it.

by Theyalready Knowmyname August 4, 2005

Buttering the crumpet

to ejaculate semen onto a partners anus

after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed buttering the crumpet

by Ginger kite sack June 14, 2011

buttgina

A female who's vagina has been used so much that the gap that seperates the vagina and anus has been connected (ie theres no longer a chod) (IE Jenny is a Buttgina queen)

by el deezy April 14, 2003

buttgina

A girl whos so fat it looks like she has an ass in the front.

That girl has a buttgina.

by KC July 9, 2004

buttering the corn

Dur poeple. It a guy jacking off.

Hey Jack? You buttering the corn over there?

by Your face(haha) June 12, 2006

Buttering

The act of using butter for anal sex lubricant. Popularized by Marlon Brando in the movie, "Last Tango In Paris"

After I buttered her up, I proceeded to penetrate her analey with my erect penis.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Butterin Toast!

v. The act of jizzing on someones freshly toasted toast and smearing the warm creamyness over the toast and watching them eat it.

Rachel gazed over at the seemingly innocent toast on the counter top. Little did she know of the sinister Butterin Toast! ritual that took place in that kitchen.

by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011