buttfake

(v) To pull a practical joke on someone.

We buttfaked that dude by putting a dead skunk in his car.

by Jackel in El Centro April 25, 2006

buttfuckerscumshot

Not a phrase but a word i made up, no spaces it has to be said in one unrecognizable slur. generally referring to assholes and or douche nuggets. At this point in the definition it may want to be noted that you may be one of these people...... just a warning.

Billy stop being a buttfuckerscumshot and give me a ride.

by cum inside September 26, 2009

phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.

"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."

by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009

buttfuckery

Situation, activity or collection of objects considered unacceptable for one reason or another. The term is inherently plural. Usually, of, related to or to be compared with gay sex acts.

John came home to find his best friend dorking his dog, exclaimed "What kind of buttfuckery is this?".

by HeWhoHasNoFriends May 13, 2018

Buttfacemcgoobergober

An insut to people with big and small butts

you are a buttfacemcgoobergober

by ohbrickwall April 7, 2022

lil buttnaked

A person who acts out in public without second guessing his or her actions. that one wild dude everyone seems to get along with.

"hay lil buttnaked! why you up in that tree peeing on people when they walk by?" "man! i had to pee" "lil buttnaked"

by G./ DR.JFG July 28, 2009

buttface

An affectionate term for a friend, can also be shortened to Butt, Butty or Bum, especially when several Buttface's are in the room.

Buttface's can usually be found saying plom

1) Jeu Buttface, how you doing?
2) Buttface lets go for a plom somewhere.
3) Go Buttface! Go!

by DJNrrd October 10, 2005