ButtRam

variant of Bertram

Hi ButtRam. How ya Doing?

by Jimmy-Jimmy June 10, 2004

buttyam

a potatoe of the anal area

I'm not going to eat that buttyam!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Buttham

When someone slaps another persons butt with a slice of ham while another guy is slurping the juices coming from the ham hitting the butt

Phil, John and Jim were bored so they played buttham with each other

by OGRE KING January 13, 2015

buttcake

the act of various men ejaculating on the face of a young women or old women and the women is getting a perverse pleasure out of it.

todd tomas and jeremy where going to buttcake tiff, but she didn't want to mess up here hair.

by todd allen July 8, 2007

ButtCake Cup Muffin

This is when a woman shits in a paper muffin cup and her partner cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so, and may result in the oven having to be replaced.

It may also be known as a butt muffin, chocolate truffle, or butt cake.

Man 1: Me and Sheila did some delicious baking last night.
Man 2: Oh yeah, what'd you bake, some buttcake cup muffins?

by Rod Weedan April 20, 2008

Buttsamis Salamis

Buttsamis Salamis...otherwise known as BS....it's a rare disease in which a person tells their friend they will call them back but in fact they have no recollection of the conversation and go about their daily day like nothing has happend....and it makes them gay....very very gay

Joe: I called Sam earlier to hang out and he said yea but he had to do something first and then he'd call me back but that was 2 days ago.

Dan: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Mike: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Everyone: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week

by FresH April 27, 2005

Mustachio Buttcakes

When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.

Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!

by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015