dick buttoned

getting buggered in central park by a gang of black dudes who never watch figure skating,

I was smoking a joint with my figure skating friend Dean walking thru a park in NYC, when all of a sudden we were Dick Buttoned by a bunch of guys hiding in the bushes!

by happylovingcouple January 7, 2014

scrolla buttones

Scroll Buttons

strong bad uses scrooooooolla buttones to surf the web.

by Teh Whore September 9, 2003

Buttiness

A severe disease that plagues many a person, causing them to stick their butts into situations in which they are not welcome. It has several side effects including but not limited to: big cheese behavior, denial, nubbiness, aggravation, bloatedness, and occasionally causes dislocation of head, when on an all calculator or stinky cheese diet.

1. Platey had buttiness but refused to believe in the disease's existence.
2. Raytea decided to use "slang" words since he thought he was a big enchilada.

by saberscars May 25, 2011

chocolate buttoned

when your girlfriend is asleep, you put cadbury's chocolate buttons in her ass crack, as the night wears on the chocolate buttons melt, thus upon awakening the poor bint thinks she's shat herself during the night

"oh my god, I think I've had an accident during the night.......i'm so embarrased"

"hahahahahahaha, you just got chocolate buttoned, bitch!!!!!"

by Pink Chris April 5, 2004

Buttiness

Adjective used to describe how a person or object is like a butt.

I can't stand that telephone operator's buttiness.

by Helga Kay June 27, 2007

buttney

Butt-chutney. Another way to refer to diarrhea and additionally give someone an aversion to eating or even hearing of chutney.

Eating tacos for a whole week is a sure-fire way to end up making buttney.

by Reeemer January 31, 2014

buttnee

when you have Acne on your ass

Her ass is nasty, its covered in buttnee!

by crazyfock November 5, 2003