butt monkey

a really stupid,retarted person with no life, also looks like a monkey with a butt on its face.

terrell: alex your a twittle twottle

Alex: shut up you butt monkey

by alex rc April 17, 2008

butt monkey

a weird person

ex. Shaun or Kirby

by Elizabeth February 20, 2004

Butt monkey

The product of anal sex, by which a person is anally impregnated with a child/monkey like creature which then lives and feeds off the host's anal secretions/feces. This child is neither human nor primate, but is a creation of pure lust and kinkiness.

"Dude, I laid this chick 3 months ago, and now she's got a kid, but its pink and hairy and lives in her ass... wtf did we do that night... apparently it's what they call a 'Butt monkey'"

by Ben Dan Snap July 2, 2006

Butt Monkey

a person who loves to cook on animal buttoxes

Hey negus....I am a butt monkey

by GoatMaster1 March 21, 2010

butt monkey

one who clings to the ass of a chick

man every since he started dating her hes been an butt monkey

by scott a garrett September 3, 2006

Butt Monkey

A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey.

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

No one actually knows what this means although it is a really insulting phrase

That girl Ashley is such an Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey.

by Jwak98 January 7, 2016