buttcrack-shower

(n.) The dredging of a damp washcloth through the butt cleavage, esp. in lieu of a full-body shower, or as an insurance policy against a messy or T.P.-intensive post-duke wipe-job.

1. "I could smell my ass, but I didn't have time for a full shower. So, I had to take a buttcrack-shower."

2. "My alarm clock didn't wake me up in time for my proctologist's appointment, so I had to make do with a buttcrack-shower before flying out the door."

3. "I don't know what I ate to have such ruthless mudbutt, but I'd nearly filled the toilet bowl with tissue from wiping so much, and there was still more shit than one wad could handle. So, I took a butt-crack shower."

by DJ Rick November 16, 2010

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Buttcrack soufflé

A childcare worker named Tyra.
A soufflé of buttcracks.

I made Tyra my buttcrack soufflé.

by Mohave July 3, 2019

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BCB (buttcrack bugeks)

Saving and holding in all your flatulents of the week and not wiping your crack all week dump after dump after dump. Then at the end of the week releasing the torturous and unfathomable odor amongst as many people in one room as possible, with no air conditioning on, all doors shut, and all windows locked

Someone take me to the hospital now because Brett just released a brutal BCB (buttcrack bugeks)

by Bugekins July 6, 2007

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Bumcrack

Completely pointless person, thing or action. Something that offers no value for its existence.

Your goatee is a bumcrack.

That bumcrack professor barely teaches us anything in class.

by Food fiends December 6, 2010

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buttcrack bandit

When a male is trying to copulate with a female in the traditional way i.e (penis enters vagina) when a mistake in the placing of the penis results in the male thrusting in the buttcrack of the woman resulting in embarassment and no stimulation for the female.

Yeah I fucked her! Not like that asshole chuck who was drunk as shit and just pounded her poop gully. What a buttcrack bandit!

by acipi dobb November 10, 2003

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