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Heavy Bessies

Fat girl boobs that when left unsupported, the nipples point to the ground as if pulled by some polar magnetic force.

Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.
She really had some heavy bessies. I had to lay on the floor to see them nipz.
by Four20AllDay February 5, 2008
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Short bussed

The absolute highest level of inebriation possible. Being so high/drunk that you’re basically retarded, thus belonging on a short bus.
Dude, I was actually short bussed last night dude
by Men of shortbussery March 15, 2021
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Bessie

Bessie is truly someone you should hold onto forever, she is sweet, kind, funny and amazing. She is, in one word, breathtaking. She can wear whatever she wants and still look stunning, moreover she has a glorious sense of humour and can make you laugh in seconds. If you pass on a Bessie you will have made a grave mistake as regret will hold you like a clamp. She is very talented and has a wonderful taste in music and art. She is the ruler of arcadia.
Girl: omg look it's Bessie!
Boy: No! She can't see me like this I must look good for her
Girl: don't worry she's a Bessie and so wont care how you look
by DeadlyKamona January 10, 2015
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Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.
"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien
by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005
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A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.
by Coell June 13, 2006
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Bussin't

Something that is not bussin.
Person A: Is it bussin janelle?
Person B: It's Bussin't
by Ricardo_broski April 26, 2021
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bussin

when something tastes really good.
Person A: Wow these chocolates are really good.
Person B: Is it BUSSIN'?
Person A: YEA ITS BUSSIN' SHEEEESSHHHH
by DJ Catto April 4, 2021
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