Bumsquelch

The squelchy noise made by the anal passage when moist.

Hey Diggler whats that noise?

Ahh it's just my Bumsquelch!

by Keithy Chafferton February 22, 2011

Bumslaw

Residue, left on a toilet seat, usually in the shape of a "Y" (reflecting the reoccurring placement of an unwashed ass-crack, from one, or multiple persons), that collects over time, due to an insufficient cleaning/maintenance routine of the toilet in question; most commonly seen in gas station stalls. The composition of Bumslaw may vary; the most common elements include: poop, ass pubes, accumulated sweat resin (aka: salt cream), hemroidal or vaginal medication residue, blood, lubricant, and fuzz from undergarments.

That bathroom hasn't been cleaned in months. The bumslaw on the seat is half and inch thick!

by Bumslaw August 25, 2009

bumsoil

Adj.

Being a to take two cocks in one mouth with a smile.

Whoa! Kai is such a bumsoil, he on took Kerry and George with no remorse last night!

by JuryBen January 31, 2009

bumslice

affectionate or collegial term for lazy bum or deadbeat; hybrid of bum + homeslice, probably; heard around San Francisco

"Whassup, you bumslice?"

by SF streetrider April 30, 2008

bumshoo

A sex game involving a tube containing a marble.

bumshoo is a sexual game involving 2 partners who connect a tube containing a marble to each others assholes. The object of the game is to move the marble by either motion or farting. To win, simply have the marble shoot into your partners asshole.

by never111 March 3, 2009

Bumsen Burner

A brief but impressive flame of burning methane gas which is created by igniting a fart.

Mickey nearly caused a riot down at the curry house last night when he burnt one off. "hey lads, hows this for a bumsen burner?" he exclaimed, lighter in hand.

by monty3945 February 7, 2013

bumski rumski

A bumski rumski is ones partner in lazy activities, usually being a significant other.You watch TV marathons, you're smoking buddies, and they're the love of your life! You drink lots of coffee together, smoke bowls together, rub eachother's backs, and have deep conversations at odd hours.

A bumski rumski is almost always wearing pajama pants, a big t shirt, no bra, and their hair usually resembles something a rat would enjoy playing in.

"Oh bumski rumski! Why don't we get off the couch and go do something?"
"There's nothing else to do."

by darkfairygirl December 3, 2014