back burned

when someone tries to burn you but their burn ends up being weak or false and you burn them worse based on their crappy burn.

Friend 1: "Dude your sister is such an idiot is dating that loser."

Friend 2: "Um, she dumped him...he's dating your sister."

Friend 3: "Oh! Back Burned!

by s.jay August 15, 2009

J Buffed

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music

(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"

by M Albury September 26, 2012

Half buried flashlight

A sex act involving a flashlight OR male genitalia. Usually done on a snowy evening; preferably not in Russia as bad results have been reported.

Shall we split a tangerine or maaaybe a little half buried flashlight tonight?

by A Minnesotan November 5, 2018

Burned

1) an expression used to discribe a particularily harsh insult (a burn)
2) an expression used when someone had a negative past experience
3) when an extreme amount of heat is applied to something long enough to alter it

Man, you got burned by that loser!
My childhood really burned me.
Damnit, the toaster burned me!

by acephalous April 1, 2004

Burred on

When you perform oral sex on a girl and get hair stuck in your teeth from her bush.

Andrew's been brushing his teeth all day because he got burred on last night...

by Jhizzlecuz April 9, 2008

buffed

to be well-built or stocky and muscly

Damn, see that guys muscles? He's buffed to the max.

by auTeX April 21, 2005

Buried Treasure

When having sex with a girl (preferably anal) right before you blow your load pull your dick out leaving the condom inside and then jerk off in the shape of an "X" over her opening so the next hungry pirate can find your buried treasure

so i was banging your mom and i found your dads buried treasure

i gaped your moms ass really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure

by happy wood January 9, 2009