Skip to main content

Peanut butter burrito

The act of having anal sex while uncircumcised, the foreskin fills with human feces.
When Ryan pulled his penis out of Kaycee's butt,he suddenly realized she had given him a peanut butter burrito.
by Ryanmarino24 October 9, 2018
mugGet the Peanut butter burrito mug.

Schrödinger's burrito

The burrito changes which side is scalding hot or still frozen based on which side you bite first.
When I bit into the burrito it was scalding hot, but when I finished the burrito it was still frozen. This happens every time no matter what side you bite into with Schrödinger's burrito.
by Master Chank April 14, 2020
mugGet the Schrödinger's burrito mug.

Butt burrito

when you use someone's butt cheeks as a tortilla and fill in their ass crack with burrito fillings--pinto beans, shredded chicken, salsa, sour cream, and perhaps a special sauce from their anus-- and then eat it.
Timothy was upset that Tina's butt burrito didn't have sour cream in it, but he ate it out of her ass crack any way.
by chimericfalcon September 2, 2010
mugGet the Butt burrito mug.

burritosplosion

The result of a microwaved burrito when the seam bursts at one or both ends, usually producing a hot beany mess.
My microwave fell victim to a burritosplosion, so I had to spend an hour cleaning the beans and cheese out of it.
by poizon_elff February 20, 2010
mugGet the burritosplosion mug.

Ski burrito

The emergency sled the ski patrol uses to drag your wounded body back down the mountain. It gets its name because of its yellow emergency coloring and the fact that the ski patrol wraps the wounded person up.
Dang, Sarah fell took a dive and can't get back on her skis. We're going to have to bring her down in a ski burrito.
by Diva ~D~light January 10, 2009
mugGet the Ski burrito mug.

Burritorrhea

When the filling of your burrito falls out through the bottom of the burrito causing you to eat it with a fork.
Bill: Ahhh... the contents of my burrito just fell out!
Cody: Looks like you got burritorrhea!
by little c to the big L March 7, 2011
mugGet the Burritorrhea mug.

scotty burrito

A type of burrito, eaten by people named Scotty, consisting of a penis wrapped in a tortilla .
I heard he ate another Scotty burrito last night.
by philperkins August 15, 2018
mugGet the scotty burrito mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email