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Beggars' Buffet

The section of a supermarket that sells all of the reduced items, Typically the food is close to it's sell by date and is price marked with a yellow label.
Captain Birdseye headed down to Tesco to see what reduced goodies he could find on the Beggars' Buffet.
by Sam Buca June 14, 2009
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STD Buffet

Fuck 10 bitches each with a different STD. Then you jump off a bridge dick first.
Q: Any plans for the weekend?
A: Yeh gonna have an STD Buffet, you?
by Batty4Life February 1, 2019
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barf a buffet

This is a humorous expression when someone vomits a copious amount after, for example, spending an evening drinking and eating!
Gaaaawdd, Reggie went to the bathroom to barf a buffet!!!
by I, Wreckerrr June 7, 2021
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Buffet squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
by AfungusAmungus August 17, 2018
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Sex-Buffet

Any man who offers his body meat for the ladies to feast on
Despite mild narcolepsy, Popey was still able to be the Sex-Buffet all the ladies wanted to dine on
by Crapfromdastreet April 23, 2015
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Buffet Smell

The irrepressible musk that hangs heavy in the air around a buffet table, a pungent odour composed primarily of suitably aired scotch eggs, essentially meatless sausage rolls, pies of indiscernible filling, crisps inexplicably spread across a paper plate and cups of sugarless carbonated fruited pop, usually cherry flavoured. Can cause nausea, particularly when hungover.
'Jesus, I just got hit with the buffet smell when I walked in, I think I have to leave'

'What's with the rancid buffet smell in here?'

'Ian, can you eat your scotch eggs, sausage rolls and pickle pork pie somewhere else? It smells like a buffet in here.'
by ianettegubbins July 18, 2012
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British Buffet

To eat sushi off the naked body of your partner.
Hey do you want to grab dinner tonight? Sorry I can't. I'm going to a British buffet.
by Flatulent Mascot April 1, 2017
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