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Billionaire Smoothie

The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon
The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.
by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023
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8 billion

being “eight billion” means that you are looking at yourself in a perspective of you just being a consciousness. like i’m not saying my age is 8 billion or anything like that i’m just saying that it’s just my mind living and my body isn’t me neither are my organs, i am just eight billion (a living thing) showing how small you are but that you are just a consciousness.
i feel like when i die i’m gonna go into another life, because my body isn’t me it’s just my consciousness, which makes me 8 billion
by manny-z's September 11, 2022
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Bajillion

A numerical term for a "shit ton"; a large unspecified number.
That asshole has a bajillion ex girlfriends.
by Kalvyne June 14, 2011
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Buttery Billionaire

When a wealthy man covers himself with Butter and screams "Im a buttery billionaire"
"Buddy Butterman of Butterman's Butters just sold his company for one billion dollars, he screams Im a Buttery Billionaire"
by Batman D Superman April 16, 2008
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Bajillion

A very, very, large number.
You've said that like a bajillion times already!
by R. Pearce May 17, 2006
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bamillion

Larger than a billion dollars.

Used when people get all flustered about the price of gas.
Gas is like, A BAMILLION DOLLARS NOW!
by Islam Is My Friend September 12, 2005
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Bajillion

Any number that is greater than 1.
When 2 enemies are attacking you during a game of Halo 3, it is appropriate to say the following:

Person A: WHAT THE FUCK. A BAJILLION people just POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE and KILLED ME. Fucking N00BS.

Person B: ... There were like 2 people over there dude.

Person A: SHUT UP! Any number greater than one is a BAJILLION.
by Khainsaw September 1, 2010
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