Bajillion

Any number that is greater than 1.
When 2 enemies are attacking you during a game of Halo 3, it is appropriate to say the following:

Person A: WHAT THE FUCK. A BAJILLION people just POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE and KILLED ME. Fucking N00BS.

Person B: ... There were like 2 people over there dude.

Person A: SHUT UP! Any number greater than one is a BAJILLION.
by Khainsaw September 01, 2010
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VTL

Vagina Tonguing Lips.
The Male equivalent of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips).
Girl 1: DAYUM, check out that hot dude over there. He has a nice set of VTL, I'd like him to perform cunnilingus on me right now.

Girl 2: You are so right! They look so soft too!
by Khainsaw June 19, 2011
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