Skip to main content

Brussel Sprouts

A dark green little plant morsel. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, please remain vigil and aware as they are usually only enjoyed by sociopaths and psychopaths alike.

Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
"You people say that Brussel Sprouts taste good". - A certain wiseman to a CCertaiN news media network.
by Darth_chacho August 30, 2020
mugGet the Brussel Sprouts mug.

Brussel sprout

Brussel sprout is a word that can mean anything
Person 1: oh! Did you see brussel sprout on the TV
Person 2: yeah ut was so funny when he brussel sprout.
by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019
mugGet the Brussel sprout mug.

Brusted

(adj) the act of going out with the boys, innocently, but having the night turn out horribly wrong for one member of the group. This is typically because of over-drinking or general douche-baggery.
How was the Irish pub the other night? It was fine except that Mike brusted the whole damn thing...He had five beers and then puked on the dance floor. That guy cannot hold his booze.
by O'Brennan July 15, 2010
mugGet the Brusted mug.

Brussels

Belgium is the country with the best beer in the world (we try to be objective). Therefore, your stay in Brussels cannot be complete without a visit to one of the many typical and beautiful cafes and pubs that you will find here.
by Tom September 28, 2004
mugGet the Brussels mug.

muscles from brussels

Jean-Claude Van-Damme
He is the guy from bloodsport
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
mugGet the muscles from brussels mug.

Brunsed

While walking in a hallway of a public place, you walk by the mens bathroom, suddenly the door opens and smacks you in the face. You stand there in shock as the man walks out, says "Excuse you," and eats a banana as he walks away.
Dude, I was walking in the hallway when I got brunsed!
by maya cheyenne June 18, 2008
mugGet the Brunsed mug.

bruised banana

A derogatory term for an asian person who acts black.
"Oh my god, look at that bruised bruised banana playing basketball!"
by fokker July 9, 2006
mugGet the bruised banana mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email