Twi-bernation

1.When one shuts themselves off from the outside world (much like hibernation) in order to finish the addictive Twilight series written by Stephenie Meyer.

I haven't seen my friend for two days! She's in twi-bernation until she finishes the last book of the Twilight series!

by AJL20 February 15, 2009

bertation

When someone messes up a sentence beyond recognition.

Well a very very heavay - uh - heaveh bertation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet

by Thedarison March 7, 2011

bertation

Bertation is a resulting pattern of speech from a stroke victim or a person with a traumatic head injury. The speech is characterized by words and sentences which either make no sense or aren't words at all.

Example would be the report given by sereen branson at the 2011 grammies. She invented the word bertation during her speech malfunction reportedly caused by a "complex migraine"

by johnnybaaad March 6, 2011

Bertation

Very he-vay. As coined by Serene Branson of CBS Channel 2 News.

Well a very, very heavy- uh- heavy- divi- bertation tonight. We had a very deras- derason. By- let’s go ahe- teras- tazin- lshtbdt- hedapet.

by Bryanplayspiano March 2, 2011

meat beatation

The act of beating your own or someone else's meat. Meat being penis meat.

Meat Beatation was taking place in the bathroom stall.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 19, 2018

long distance brolationship

When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.

Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."

Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."

*man hug*

by c&o December 22, 2012

Brobation

When a bro breaks the Bro Code, putting him on probation.

You: I put (instert bro's name) on brobation because he hooked up with my ex 5 days after we split up.

Friend: Totally called for, he definitely violated the Bro Code.

by Orphan Stomper November 30, 2010