cardiovascular bronchitis

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.

Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...

by TheSickDick February 17, 2020

bronkits

Polish crusted pastry

The the cheese filled bronkits were great

by Mike Kazinski May 9, 2007

Broitis

A condition that makes people use the word "bro" in their UD examples. It is contagious and has reached pandemic proportions.

bro1: Hey bro, why do you always use 'bro' in your examples? You coming down with broitis?

bro2: Dunno, bro.

by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011

Bronzitize

v. To spray paint everything in your path with bronze spray paint including sheep, walls, chairs, grass, dandilions, pinecones, and much, much, more.

Yesterday I bronzitized everything outside with Marina.

by Freckle_Foo_Luvs_U October 20, 2006

Bronchidis

A sickness created and beholder of my friend. also a big thing is bronchidis water which is in my friends water bottle. and honestly bronchidis is its thing. theres gonna be a flag for it. and its logo is a bandaid and its color is blue so when you look at blue think of bronchidis. also i think you should buy some shirts that say i support bronchidis and bracelets k thanks bye and HAPPY BRONCHIDIS DAY AND REMEMBER BRONCHIDIS DAY IS ALWAYS ON FEB 1st OK BYE.

"Bronchidis is so cool"

by Bronchidis believer. March 4, 2012

Two Minute Bronchitus

That cough you suddenly get after eating something cold, such as ice cream, that usually lasts about 2 minutes.

I chugged that milkshake, now I've got two minute bronchitus!

by breezy-licious June 16, 2011

Bonitis

An erection. Usually used in conjunction with "a wicked case of". Originally from an episode of Futurama, it has been adapted in such a way to describe one's own wood.

Did you see how short that girl's skirt was? Damn, she gave me a wicked case of bonitis.

by robotsinmyhead October 14, 2004