Bronaphobia

A sane person who is terrified by the idea of grown men watching and enjoying the show My Little Pony, also known as Bronies.

Joe: "I just love My Little Pony! Brony Pride!!"
Sally: "Get the fuck away from me you creep! I have bronaphobia!"

by Bronaphobicchic December 1, 2011

Boner Bonanza

After a long night of drinking, if a man goes to sleep without ejaculating, his penis will not have the normal amount of erections throughout the night.

This will result in a "Boner Bonanza" the following day. A "Boner Bonanza" is an astonishing number of unintended erections during the day.

This could prove embarrassing.

Dude, I got wasted last night and did not rub one out. Looks like I have a "Boner Bonanza" today.

by Bubba Riverwood June 13, 2010

drunk,bonack

The state of mind of Bonack after drinking a fifth of Evan Williams and 4 or 5 Klonopin.

Last night I pulled a drunk,bonack.....I overslept for work today.

by crippus1 March 14, 2009

bonaphone

(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.

The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.

by heptune June 15, 2006

Bronanigans

Ridiculous happenings between two bros that further their bro-bonds. (bordering on bromance)

1. Man- "I just saw two guys giggling uncontrollably while thumb wrestling."

Woman- "Don't worry. That's just bronanigans."

2. play "Army of Two". That game is the definition bronanigans.

by C Monney March 29, 2009

Bonanus

The little brown hard bit at the bottom of a banana.

don't eat the bonanus, rick.

by Bunnyavenger March 10, 2004

Bronaise

A substance that a certain subset of Weight Lifters ingest to increase muscle mass. Bronaise is created by rapidly stroking another man's penis and swallowing the ejaculate. Bronaise can only be attained from another man, and must be fresh to work.

Jeff's gained 20% muscle mass over the last few weeks using massive doses of Bronaise. He's ripped!

by Freidan March 12, 2013