broad

Word for a woman. Less respectable than lady but much more respectable than bitch.

Man, look at those two broads. They are smokin.

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 25, 2005

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dinghy broad

A dim-witted, oblivious and/or inattentive woman.

"dinghy" in this phrase is a shortened variation of dingbat and should not be confused with dingy (pronounced "din-jee") meaning dirty or soot-covered.

I'm not repeating myself a third time, ya dinghy broad!

by Legitimus September 25, 2010

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Bromaid

A male who has been elected to serve on the bride's side of a wedding party.

Me: My brother will be standing up in my wedding on my side. I have three bridesmaids and a bromaid.
You: Lol! Is he gonna wear a dress?
Me: IDK

by pinkglitter December 21, 2009

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Broad Wing

When a person's body is completely normal looking until you look at the mid section and there is big globs of fat sticking out on each side that give the person giant love handles that are just "There" for no apparent reason.

PERSON #1: That woman looks like an egg!

PERSON #2: Blah! eww! She has one of the worst cases of Broad Wing I've ever seen!

by SephiuM January 13, 2010

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Broadswording

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.

*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .

by Fingered Dickhole July 16, 2014

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Broad City

A Comedy Central show, originally a webseries, about the escapades of two girls (Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson) in New York City, navigating sex, drugs, and identity. Known for its (quite literally) blunt and candid exposition of drug use, vagina humor, and intersectional feminism. Is often associated with bringing colloquialisms such as Yass and Fomo more into the mainstream.

I don't see why people think Broad City is so annoying; it's only saying what everyone's thinking, it's so relatable. I mean, really, who hasn't wanted to use a dildo as a jewelry hanger, or skype your best friend while you're in the middle of riding dick?

by Thyme December 20, 2017

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