Brofer

Barrier, divider, or buffer which is generally a pillow, placed between guys (bro's) while sitting on a couch watching a sporting event.

Jon and Mike were watching the hockey game, but when they touched it was ok because they had already placed a brofer between them.

Mike and Jon watched the entire hockey game with a brofer between them.

by brosb4hos May 24, 2009

Broference

A meeting or conference for bros, most often confused with a bros' night out. However, bros don't have "nights out" so the more correct term is broference because all politics are let out at such an event in which no females are present.

we held our broference at Timmy's house last night in which we sat around and talked about hot chics

by ThE GaMe SOn May 25, 2010

BroTee

A goatee as worn by a bro. Typically too thin to be considered a full goatee, as the bro in question is unable or unwilling to commit to such an act of manliness.

Chaz really needs to shave his brotee

by FireEscape December 20, 2010

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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

Brofree

Brofree- Being a bro of respected bro status, and always chilling with the bros, even if it means taking the unavoidable risk of the unpopular teenage decision.

Jarrett had one of the ladies who wanted to hang with him, but E and J called and instituted a brofree, which by popular demand and bro senority, made Jarrett go hang with E and J.

by j4sp1n r3b0urn3 December 17, 2008

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the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

Brozeer

A contraption used to secure enlarged pectoral fat that protrudes (under the skin) from the upper-frontal region on the torso of a masculine individual. Also referred to as a manzeer (the non-formal term used). Brozeer is not just used by Men, but may also be used by Transvestites of some size.

Men or Transvestites that fall between the weight of 200lbs and up. Brozeers will most likely be found on individuals with more jello-like fat.
NOTE: Not all overweight men or transvestites will be found wearing such a devise. You may come to find that most of these individuals are less self-conscious of their appearance, and wear that fat proudly.

by Rick M Teggart June 28, 2007