broom pilot

One of the female sex that tends stomp around the house complaining and pointing at her other half. The typical broom pilot is skilled in her maneuvers and can give Harry Potter a run for his money.

Hey man it may be a little while before I can get out of the house. The broom pilot is giving me a hard time.

by Fintastic August 25, 2013

broomin

The cool way to say your sweepin

"Mom look I'm broomin"
"Shut the fuck up Timmy nobody cares and your adopted"

by Bighugeman November 8, 2020

Broom in the bonfire

An old saying used when things aren’t going your way, but you’re resigned to going with the flow.

“When I was younger and confronted with hardship, my grandpa used to tell me, he said, ‘Sometimes you’ve gotta put the broom in the bonfire.’ He was right.”

by Miss M C Bliss February 6, 2021

The Broom

To breakup with your partner, for any reason.

Frank: Where is your woman?
Carl: She was pissing me off, so I gave her "The Broom"

by TheCraw June 17, 2008

cookie broom

A thicker mustache specifically grown for the purpose of eating vagina.

At first she hated the fact that I was growing a mustache, but when is reached full cookie broom status she begged me not to shave it off.

by Mrdusso March 12, 2017

Broominated

(v) - to be swept aside in a cold and callous fashion; usually applies to workplace incidents but can be adapted to any situation; also synonymous with ass-raping by a superior

Despite Joe's stellar performance reviews, he was Broominated in the reorg.

Man, that guy got Broominated worse than the psunami victims.

by Shawshanker August 7, 2011

Broomehilda

n. females, in particular ex-girlfriends with the 'hot in high school' complex, i.e. an insecurity complex that motivates them to cage men in relationships for the purpose of extracting constant self-validation, who use sex as a bear trap, then mind fuck you through your eye socket and/or stab you in the heart through your back. Can not survive without a boyfriend, oftentimes selfish as hell in bed, though highly DTF. NOT to be trusted.

"Yo, can you believe Broomehilda is texting me again? Thats the 12th goddamn time today, and we broke up more than a year ago!

Fuck that bitch, skanky ass tricks are all the same, g's up, ho's down.

Word."

by Bubba_Dude March 22, 2010