Broomehilda

n. females, in particular ex-girlfriends with the 'hot in high school' complex, i.e. an insecurity complex that motivates them to cage men in relationships for the purpose of extracting constant self-validation, who use sex as a bear trap, then mind fuck you through your eye socket and/or stab you in the heart through your back. Can not survive without a boyfriend, oftentimes selfish as hell in bed, though highly DTF. NOT to be trusted.

"Yo, can you believe Broomehilda is texting me again? Thats the 12th goddamn time today, and we broke up more than a year ago!

Fuck that bitch, skanky ass tricks are all the same, g's up, ho's down.

Word."

Broomehilda by Bubba_Dude March 22, 2010

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Broonhilda

A female German name mentioned in "Django Unchain". In the movie, Broonhilda was a slave to a German family who taught her German in order to please her Female Owner. She is also the wife of the protagonist Django. Dr. Schultz as he tells the German tale of Broonhilda to Django says,
Django: Does a fella arise?

Dr. King Schultz: Yes, Django, as a matter of fact, he does. A fella named Siegfried.

Django: Does Siegfried save her?

Dr. King Schultz: Nods Quiet spectacularly so. He scales the mountain, because he's not afraid of it. He slays the dragon, because he's not afraid of him. And he walks through hellfire... because Broonhilda's worth it.

Django: I know he feels.
To any man who dates a Broonhilda, to him he would do anything and everything to save her or make her feel safe. A woman who is worth going to hell and back for. A Broonhilda is a strong beautiful woman who is not just a damsel in distress, but a woman who can save herself if she has to. To look at her is truly a rare even that will never be seen again. Locking eyes with her, you'll immediately fall in love with her. If your with a Broonhilda, then you make sure to keep her and not let her go.

Person 1: Did you hear that man wife is named Broonhilda?
Person 2: Lucky man! I bet he treats her like a diamond.

Broonhilda by LittleRoseBell January 4, 2015

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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