bronesty

Honesty that is maintained between two bros that must not be broken. Bronesty is stronger than honesty. It is swearing on the bro code to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it means having to admit that you're gay.

Tim: In all bronesty, why did you get a broner when you were just looking at me?
Boris: Bronestly, I think I'm gay.

by Timbo-Slice January 3, 2010

bromestic

when a group of bros live together in a house, apartment or other residence, and share in some sort of bromance. in extreme cases of bromesticity, members may have nicknames that make fun of notable historical and literary characters by replacing a syllable of their names with "bro" (such as, brostoevsky,broseph stalin, et. al.)

did you see those guys living in that house together? they're so bromestic!

by lindsay broham November 29, 2007

braces lump

the lump that one gets when wearing braces. it makes the area on your cheeks and mouth swell so you have a lump looking something like a muzzle. they are omnipresent while you have brackets. braces lumps suddenly disappear after braces are removed.

"Wow, you have a weird shaped mouth!"
"No, stupid, its just my braces lumps"

by Beckley August 14, 2009

broesy

The more familiar way to call someone "bro." Broesy is only to be used in a friendly way, whereas bro can be used to get someone's attention.
Broesy is to bro as Jonesy is to Jones.

"yo broesy, great fuckin party last night!"
"I thought we were tight, broesy, what up with that shit?"

by stockman09 June 27, 2007

braces

Hitler's last Vengance weapon, codenamed Kindzahnfolterung or Child Teeth Torture. He sent Himmler, Head of the SS to an underground lab to design them. Then plans were shipped to America where spies got them patented. Hitler also designed pallet expanders and another, much worse device... Thankfully, American Troops stopped the production of this last torture....

Hitler: Ach! Himmler! Ve need to make a vengance veapon to kill ze children of ze Worlt. Or At Least hurt them...
Himmler: Brillant Mein Fuhere! We will call them braces!

by Bracecase January 15, 2007

bromestic violence

A bromance gone horribly wrong.

The bromance between Manny and Dick was over once Manny started punching Dick - a clear case of bromestic violence. Their broath of nonviolence was broken.

by Duckwheelz August 4, 2012

Brocember

The month long of winter break activities between the fall and spring semesters of college within a group of bros. Usually starts in the second week of December and ends the second week of January. It's terminology comes from taking out the "Dec" in December, and adding "Bro" to create the word Brocember. Activities can include: chilling, hanging out, partying, etc.

Jake - "I'll be back home from college on Tuesday!"

Sam - "It will be a fantastic Brocember!"

by Brohiem the Bro January 3, 2013