The bro dudes are the most worthless of the human beings. They hunt in packs, and are rarely seen in the wild alone. The bro dude loves axe body spray, and has a particular fondness for the Jägerbomb.
Bro dudes can be found at local bars for "wing's night", at the mall near the american eagle outlet store, as well as front row during nickleback concerts. Brodudes also have a fondness for Buckcherry, and other useless pop music. The bro dude can also be found at your local gym, spending more time talking to the other brodudes about how fit they look, than actually lifting any weights.
Brodudes are characterized by the smell of Axe Body Spray, ridiculous popped collars, live strong bracelts and wristwatches. One knows they are in the vicinity of a brodude simply by listening for their quotations of Dane Cook, as well as quoting: "Do you know how I know you're gay!?".
While seemingly dangerous, the brodude is actually harmless, as they spend most of the time in the mirror doing their faux hawks, they are usually pretty tuckered out by nightfall.
Bro dudes can be found at local bars for "wing's night", at the mall near the american eagle outlet store, as well as front row during nickleback concerts. Brodudes also have a fondness for Buckcherry, and other useless pop music. The bro dude can also be found at your local gym, spending more time talking to the other brodudes about how fit they look, than actually lifting any weights.
Brodudes are characterized by the smell of Axe Body Spray, ridiculous popped collars, live strong bracelts and wristwatches. One knows they are in the vicinity of a brodude simply by listening for their quotations of Dane Cook, as well as quoting: "Do you know how I know you're gay!?".
While seemingly dangerous, the brodude is actually harmless, as they spend most of the time in the mirror doing their faux hawks, they are usually pretty tuckered out by nightfall.
Example A:
Person A: "Hey man, what's that smell?"
Person B: "Fuck dude, that's axe body spray, you know what that mea..."
Bro dude: "JäGERBOMBS!!!!!"
Person A: "Oh fuck..."
Example B:
(Overheard at a local gym)
Bro dude A: "I totally benchpressed 250lbs today. *Chest Bump*
Bro dude B: "Fuck yeah man, but you're still a fag"
Bro dude C: "What are you two girls ragging about?"
Bro dude D: "You know how i know you fags are gay?"
Person A: "Hey man, what's that smell?"
Person B: "Fuck dude, that's axe body spray, you know what that mea..."
Bro dude: "JäGERBOMBS!!!!!"
Person A: "Oh fuck..."
Example B:
(Overheard at a local gym)
Bro dude A: "I totally benchpressed 250lbs today. *Chest Bump*
Bro dude B: "Fuck yeah man, but you're still a fag"
Bro dude C: "What are you two girls ragging about?"
Bro dude D: "You know how i know you fags are gay?"
by treetopbliss June 21, 2009
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pronunciation: Brauh Daaaaooooon
An event which occurs when a group (2 or more) of men convene in a suitable place in which the following acts occur:
- consumption of alcohol
- fist pumping
- one or more of the individuals must be bare chested
- watching movies / playing video games
- talking about sports
- verbal abuse of females
- no anal sex
- calling each other a bro
The bro down is designed to create a comfortable environment where attendants are made to feel comfortable, but there must be no anal sex.
PLEASE NOTE: No bitches must be present at the bro down.
pronunciation: Brauh Daaaaooooon
An event which occurs when a group (2 or more) of men convene in a suitable place in which the following acts occur:
- consumption of alcohol
- fist pumping
- one or more of the individuals must be bare chested
- watching movies / playing video games
- talking about sports
- verbal abuse of females
- no anal sex
- calling each other a bro
The bro down is designed to create a comfortable environment where attendants are made to feel comfortable, but there must be no anal sex.
PLEASE NOTE: No bitches must be present at the bro down.
bro: "what the fuck... are you a bro??"
guy: "yeah"
bro: "then stop being queer and take your shirt off!"
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bro: "BROOOO DOOOWWWWNN" *remove shirt*
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bro1: "hey bro, bro down later?"
bro2: "I have to see my girlfriend later"
bro1: "only gays have girlfriends!"
bro2: "true, I'll see you at the bro down"
guy: "yeah"
bro: "then stop being queer and take your shirt off!"
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bro: "BROOOO DOOOWWWWNN" *remove shirt*
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bro1: "hey bro, bro down later?"
bro2: "I have to see my girlfriend later"
bro1: "only gays have girlfriends!"
bro2: "true, I'll see you at the bro down"
by rapmasterB November 27, 2011
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Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
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Michael: why did the tomato go red?
Jye: why?
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Jye: why?
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Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
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Every member of the group gets one to use.
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Usually when a bro-ditch is performed, the bro-ditcher receives some form of punishment from his bros.
Usually when a bro-ditch is performed, the bro-ditcher receives some form of punishment from his bros.
"Dude, you just bro-ditched us... that's a hit in the balls from all of us!"
"I can't believe you bro-ditched us for that whore!"
"I can't believe you bro-ditched us for that whore!"
by Teepoo July 13, 2007
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