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Dirty Braiden 

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night

Brandeis Goggles 

The phenomena experienced by Brandeis University students who, upon leaving campus, find nearly every single person they see to be extremely attractive. This is due to the overwhelmingly unattractive population of students at Brandeis. Students attracted to men are especially susceptible to this illness, as the men at Brandeis are even less attractive than the women.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy walking past? He was SO hot!
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.

Makaveli Branded

Makaveli Branded: a clothing line released by Afeni Shakur by using Tupac Shakur's likeness, pictures, images, newspaper clippings, personal quotes, memorabilia and particularly Tupac's alias Makaveli as the primary design for the apparel.

Makaveli Branded is a Limited Liability Company head-quartered in New York City. The company started its national release on November of 2003. According to Afeni Shakur, Makaveli Branded is designed to help fund the Tupac Amaru Shakur Foundation and Center of the Arts while at the same time continuing Tupac's "legacy" through the "clothing line."

Makaveli Branded is uniquely designed to be undistinguishable from other urban clothing lines in its market. The supply of the product is limited due to its small distribution to Better Specialty Retail Stores.

The advantage of the product is practically using Tupac's image as its cash cow. The disadvantage of the product is the considerably large sizes, the unusual designs of the product, and market price. Some sizes are larger than expected and the designs may not be fashionably accepted by the general public. Furthermore, the price is not marketed to middle-middle or lower-middle class citizens, but more to middle-upper class citizens.

Hence, the designs are beautifully unique; however, the market segment of the product gravitates predominantly towards tall and fairly large people along with the price being possibly too high for Tupac's "ghetto children." By producing smaller sizes, lowering the price, and giving some of the designs a mellow yet modest tone will not only diversify the product, but will ultimately generate higher revenues in the company’s income statement. Most importantly, it will create "consistency" in Tupac's paradoxical personality in complexity and professional "thug-like" stature.
"Aeh homie, that fool is wear'n 'makaveli branded' dog, that ni**a think he's thugin but he's about to get sprayed with mah nina ross - who's thuggin now pahtna, break yo-self!"
A girl who is strong and flexible and do not play.she pretty and love to take pictures
Dont mess with branae
Branae by Gisd59439 June 14, 2018
a man with a very deep deep deep voice, usually Canadian. doesn't necessarily mean they're a pedophile, but don't rule out the possibility.
Hey, there's a Brandent driving a truck labeled "Free Candy"! Oh no, don't let Chi get near it!
Brandent by jmwx August 21, 2009

Brandenburgism 

the brandenburg way of taking over the world, there will be beer and everyone gets to have fun and play poker. As long as they aren't stupid.

A wonderful way to live.
In my house we rule with brandenburgism!
Brandenburgism by mimi=] February 14, 2010