1) A hard, rocky turd, usually spherical but can be patty-shaped. Just one, no more no less, in the bowl, as if it cracked off a canyon wall.
2) Any kind of stone shaped shit that may or may not tear one's anus on the way out.
3) What almost squished Indiana Jones in his first movie before he deftly dodged it to safety.
4) What can sometimes dangerously develop in one's lowers after eating two whole, nutritious loaves of white Wonderbread simultaneously without drinking a glass of water.
2) Any kind of stone shaped shit that may or may not tear one's anus on the way out.
3) What almost squished Indiana Jones in his first movie before he deftly dodged it to safety.
4) What can sometimes dangerously develop in one's lowers after eating two whole, nutritious loaves of white Wonderbread simultaneously without drinking a glass of water.
Dude, that butthole boulder you just launched rolled like a stone down the bowl like some underwater pinball machine. See if you can fish it out. We need a new doorstop.
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A general class of people similar to the Hippie, who live on a diet of fruits, nuts, granola and other organic foods. Often liberal in thinking and very much into outdoor activities. They can be distinguished by their economial yet functional vehicles and their equally functional attire. Name is derived from the "all natural" town of Boulder, CO.
You see that girl in the riding shorts and hiking boots with sunglasses on her head snaking on trail mix? That is one fine Boulderite.
by Little DN October 19, 2006
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Get the BOULDER TITS mug.A city in Colorado, home of the University of Colorado. A crazy town consisting of primarily hippies, stoners, a couple of rich areas, and of course, the college. Very large party school.
Hey John, been up to Boulder lately? I hear there was a massive couch burning yesterday, until they realized that all the reefer was going up too.
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I'm thinking of getting the group together to go bosledding tonight. Would you dudes be interested in ice skating followed by martinis and my homemade death by chocolate?
Hey I am going to Arizona this weekend. My girlfriend thinks I am going for spring training and strip clubs but its really to get away, commune with nature, and unwind at the spa. I deserve it!
Hey I am going to Arizona this weekend. My girlfriend thinks I am going for spring training and strip clubs but its really to get away, commune with nature, and unwind at the spa. I deserve it!
by bosledfan1 March 22, 2010
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mike: "uuuunnhhhh( groans as he is farting on the toilet) ewwww man...that smells like a boiled egg fart"!
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