Hand Bogged

Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one more good wipe to make sure you got it all, when you reach in a little to far and accidently put ur hand in all the shitty paper in the bowl!

Greg: "Man I was shittin' at work the other day and I guess I was wiping' a lil to fast and carelessly and stuck my hand in all the shitty paper up in that bitch!!!"

Roy: " Dude you hand bogged!?!?"

by XXL4LIFE May 9, 2009

Bobgene

a unique infliction wherein the affected is equally obsessed with two key female body parts - the bobs, and the vagene

damn, he is suffering from an extreme case of bobgene. He spends exactly equal amounts of time obsessing over the bobs and the vagenes.

by Prof v May 4, 2019

Berget

Berget is a big man who is not very tan

You like food yeah? Then your name must be Berget
Is your arm like a snake? Then your like Berget
Do you like to act gay? Berget too

by bergfan1 December 13, 2019

Berget

Berget is a person that weighs around 60 kilos sike

That guy got snake arms, it must be Berget

by bergfan1 December 16, 2019

Air Berger

An absolute dirty sap of the schuaz.

Hey man, can I huck an air berger out of your schuaz

by Cliff McDiver February 19, 2020

Huffin a bogey

To smoke a cigarette.

I don't know what happened, I was out huffin a bogey.

by Jimbo Mofo Jones March 17, 2009

sounds like a bogey

A bust/failure, the term is used when someone is trying to play up something, party, show, activity, etc. You use it when responding to the invitation because you know it will be a bust.

Q: Hey dude, you going to the partai that Guber invited you to, he said there will be so many girls, booze, and music?

A: Nah, sounds like a bogey, did you not hear about his last partai?

by eposse June 29, 2012