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buffering adverts

The worst invention ever
Person 1: I can deal with the adverts
I can deal with the buffering
But when the adverts buffer
I suffer
Person 2: Yeah I hate Buffering Adverts too!
by Yermy Battled Warter January 3, 2017
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Buffering

When your stuck, paused, brain fart, loading.. waiting in silence for no apparent reason.

*suffer from CRS- Can't Remember Shit!
I was buffering while standing in the store looking for something.

In the middle of my conversation I started buffering.
by Kr8zi2D May 3, 2018
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Hubba Blubbering

Why you cry so hard you blow a snot bubble out of your nose in the style of 80's chewing gum Hubba Bubba.
Francois: Wow, you were really upset when you found out Milli Vanilli weren't actually singing.

Millicent: Upset?! I was at home hubba blubbering! When that shit popped snot went everywhere!
by Antoine testicle October 22, 2009
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'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1'

A rare situation in chess where castling kingside may lead to an inescapable mate in 1
"I was playing a game of chess against a player when I castled 'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1' by accident"
by RahandG November 6, 2022
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poodle bluffing

Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.

Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.

Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
by THIS-guy-!!!! July 9, 2010
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Buffering Bowl

The bong hit you take while waiting for your pirated movie to load enough to watch it for another 10 minutes, because your a stoner and have crappy internet.
Fuck, South Park is taking forever to load. Time for a buffering bowl.
by 240240240 November 12, 2011
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fluffering

What happens when trying to watch porns, regular videos buffer, porns fluffer.
"I was watching a porn on youtube and it kept fluffering, it is so annoying."
by ldlewis62 December 4, 2014
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