unrequited bluetooth conversation

When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear

"Hey Jenny guess what?"
"I had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!"
"No way man."
"No like way, dude."

by Don'tlaughatme May 5, 2009

bluetooth fairy

A person who has a bluetooth earpiece surgically attached to his/her ear, walking around in a public place talking to themselves.

I accidently answered the bluetooth fairy next to me in the elevator.

by Gabe Sampson January 1, 2008

Bluetooth

- v. Def.- for those slightly rare occasions when fellatio is

administered using absolutely no hands.

Sh*t was crazy homie, I

never thought I could nut off a bluetooth

by O.D. Sanchez August 17, 2009

Bluetooth

The new fanny pack. A bad misunderstanding of the philosophy of form over function.

Among the saddest in the history of status symbols. Worn to impress when not in use. Otherwise totally annoying to bystanders when used.

The ultimate in lazyness as users prefer not to lift an arm to talk on the phone!

Hey! You talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME? I don't see a Bluetooth on this side of your face, so you must be talkin' to ME!

See Dick. See Dick go out with Jane. See Dick wear Bluetooth out. Youthful, wealthy, tech-savvy, Dick. See Jane embarrassed of her date. See Jane not know who Dick is talking to at any given moment. See Jane slap that dorky sh*t right off Dick's head! Don't be a Dick.

by Bradlecat April 11, 2008

Bluetooth

Premature ejaculation with no physical stimulation, ie. "hands free".

Woman 1: Why did your night end early?
Woman 2: When he took off my bra, I'm pretty sure he bluetoothed and that was it.
Woman 1: Really?
Woman 2: Yeah, he tried to say it was spilled cake batter!

by Bask in it June 18, 2013

Bluetoot

When a person farts while using a Bluetooth device and the person on the other end hears it.

Last night while I was on the phone with my boyfriend I heard a bluetoot.

by Bluetooter March 30, 2010

Mexican Bluetooth

Duct tape used to tape a cell phone to the head of a mexican so a real bluetooth device is not necessary, which saves money that could be used to buy corona.

The gardener used his mexican bluetooth so he could talk on his phone, mow a lawn and drink a beer all at the same time.

by michael3737 February 20, 2009