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I'm gonna blow your head off

the spookiest threat
robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*
by fuck off m8 ya scrub July 11, 2018
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blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.
Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk
by toastface August 25, 2005
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blow the doors off

Literally, to trigger an explosion in some sort of secure space, of sufficient strength to breach the doors and allow entry, usually for some nefarious purpose.

By extension: To exceed some form of convention, norm, or expectation by a wide margin, to the point of obliterating those expectations and redefining the conceptual space.

Popularized by Michael Caine's famous line from "The Italian Job" during a bungled burglary attempt: "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
They've got no idea how much money 'Fast & Furious 6' is going to make this Holiday season. It's gonna blow the doors off!
by Fun Bobby 24601 October 20, 2015
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Blow your socks off

Sticking your sweaty feet in a friends butthole
Mike will blow your socks off after playing hours of basketball
by Miggitymax May 2, 2014
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Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.
The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.
by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023
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blow your back doors off

To give someone (male or female) a seriously good fuck in the ass. So good it blows the doors off.
Shabba "I'll blow your back doors off."
Fit Girl "Get away from me you freak."
by Alex "FatSage" November 2, 2006
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Hollywood Blowoff

A dishonest response given by one party designed to avoid the need --or courage-- to tell the other party that they have no intention of ever re-contacting them. (especially in a case where a telephone number or other contact information has been asked for).

In short, when someone lies their intention to call back or otherwise re-contact someone else.

(By the way, the Hollywood Blowoff can be easily avoided simply by using the honest phrase: "Sorry, I don't give my number out", or "I'd prefer to contact you if I'm interested")
The most famous example of the Hollywood Blowoff is: "Don't call me .. I'll call YOU".

Typical scenario:

AVERAGE ALVIN: May I have your telephone number?
-or- "Can I call you"
-or- "Do you have a card?"
-or- "When will it be ready"
-or- "When will I know the results of the audition?" etc.

SNOTTY AGNES: Don't worry darling, I have your card (when, in fact, Average Al either has no card or never gave it to Agnes).... I'll call you... Honest.
-or- "I/We have your number"
-or- "You'll be hearing from us/me"
-or "I'll/We'll let you know as soon as I/we find out"

AVERAGE ALVIN: Why Agnes, you hideous, loathesome, stinking bitch from hell....You're giving me the Hollywood Blowoff, AREN'T you?! Jeez, I'm SO sorry I came to this book signing and wasted both my time and money on you.. Here, please keep your sorry little book and read it.. That way you'll have a better idea of yourself than I now do, you pitiful, pathetic asshole, you. If you ever, ever walk through MY neighborhood. you'd better look both ways before crossing!

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by Zxulo July 14, 2009
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