pure-blooded noob

1. A noob that comes from a family of noobs.
2. A person that seems to be doing everything for the first time.
3. A person who can win once or twice at something and lose the rest of the time of they spend playing.

1.Parents(noobs) ask:"What room is the parent teacher conference in?"
Pure-blooded noob answers:"I don't know, they said that there would be a poster saying where it will be held."
*The poster is right behind them*

2.Pure-blooded noob:"How are you suppose to bubble in the buubles in a scantron? Are we suppose to write our name in the TAKS test booklet? If we can write our name in the TAKS test booklet, it means that we can write our answers in it right?"
*The person has taken the test for 8 years*

3.*Two friends playing slayer in Halo*
Pure-blooded noob:"Yes,I killed you first and you didn't even hurt me"
*End of the game: pure-blooded noob killed friend 1 time; friend killed pure-blooded noob 25 times*

by Buenohead2482161 April 2, 2009

porn bloopers

When a porn video goes totally wrong and is fouled up by the cast.

For example: If shooting an anal scene and the woman farts, this would be described as "porn bloopers". Second example: If a blow job scene is muffed up by someone choking or biting, this would be as "porn bloopers".

by wrong sex act January 22, 2014

warm blooded murder

noun - a type of murder where killing was nessecary, and done for the good of everyone, not your own hatred or desires. Less animalistic than most murders.

Little Timmy: "I don't know why, but everyone wanted Larry dead, and I was the only one with a gun. So I shot him."
Ugiene: "thats warm blooded murder...you leet monster."
Kyle: "Press 555 if you like me!!!!!!1111"

by Can Not June 14, 2005

bloodedge

In the world of BlazBlue (anime/comic/videogame) lies legends that was passed down by generation. In fact, people heard of only six heroes who fought a monster in the Great War. However, the people that did the fighting knew there was another. A legend, in his own right, despite the situation. He is also the "Mysterious seventh legendary hero", who helped defeat the dragon. He is from another dimension and timeline. This is why he left as he did. He left his Blood Scythe and jacket behind, as an heirloom, for the next worthy warrior. (-cough- for himself at another time -cough-) The person is Ragna the Bloodedge in a timeline technically not set in stone.

Rachel turned to Ragna with a sly grin," You must be none other than 'Mr. Ragna the Bloodedge.'"

by Zach the Bloodedge February 18, 2018

Cool Blooded Hispanic

Contrary to the common, hot blooded Hispanic, cool blooded Hispanics are capable of conversing without drawing attention to themselves or interrupting the conversations of people around them. Often thought of as a myth, the cool blooded Hispanics are rare and are often never seen in groups, usually only one is seen within a larger group of hot blooded Hispanics, and due to the nature of hot blooded Hispanics, cool blooded ones go un-noticed to the untrained observer.

Look at those two cool blooded Hispanics, they are having a conversation without raising their voices.

by j4m41c4ndud3 April 30, 2019

blooper

A blowjob while on the toilet.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Hot-Blooded

Hot Tempered; Someone w/ a hot temper; A HotHead; Tempermental; HotHeaded; Sometimes considered a mean person...

Wow! that guy's a Hot-Blooded Hothead!!!

by Cimmy Mae May 6, 2008