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A man who has fully bought into the feminine imperative of post modern society. Usually out of ignorance, but sometimes to try and manipulate women for sex (e.g., a male feminist). A Bloopee abides strictly to the “happy wife, happy life” canard and even expands it to all women everywhere. A common belief of this type of man is that if a woman speaks, she’s correct automatically and will ensure he’s got her back immediately and unquestionably. Any other man trying to question anything she’s said will be countered with energy.

Another very common trait of bloopees is their utter inability to compete in male spaces where masculinity is required. They prefer the safetyism dynamic where feelings and a sense is guarantee security are most important.
A lady: oh, yesterday was such a struggle, I needed to carry in my groceries and nobody was around to help.
Bloopee: what? What?!!?!?!? Do you have a husband or a son? That’s their job, no questions! If I were there when you arrived with groceries, I would have carried them in for you. tHe fUtUrE iS fEmAlE
Bloopee by YoBro4484 April 28, 2023
Words you can keep
A dude who puts all women on a pedestal no matter what, and who most likely was raised by a single mom obsessed with feminism and victimhood.
A lady, any lady: I had to carry my grocery bags in by myself.
Bloopee: what?!?! That should never happen, ever! If I were there I’d have brought you roses and carried all your bags in for you. Men are scum.
bloopee by Two and two is four April 28, 2023
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Blooper reel 

The sequence at the end of a show on TV that shows the bloopers, or mistakes, made while on the set of a TV show recording.
As seen on "Fresh Prince of Bell-Air":
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"

Pookie blooper 

When a woman farts and the fart bubble rolls forward up and out of here vagina.
Dont tell John but I just farted and it totally turned into a Pookie blooper.
Pookie blooper by Tig Nuts January 5, 2020
Someone getting booped (boop + ee suffix)
Hello boopee! *boops*
Boopee by AxolotlOnInternet April 13, 2021

blooperboy 

blooperboy, also known as RJH, is a word you use to describe the biggest faggot you know. Being a blooperboy is the most shameful thing a person can be, being a blooperboy means you get absolutely 0 bitches, and you're as gay as a faggot can be. Hobbies of a blooperboy include, watching scat hentai, watching futa hentai, watching loli hentai, crying like a bitch and taking dick up your battyslice
me: Can you stop watching loli hentai in the nursery!
blooperboy: No!
blooperboy by NardoCS July 29, 2020

Brown Blooper

When a women or man is giving a rim job, then the person recieving the rim job takes a fat shit in the mouth of the person and gives the shit a blow job.
Lauren was giving Rick a rim job, then I shit in her mouth and she gave me a Brown Blooper.
Brown Blooper by Ambony January 27, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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