New Year Blimp

A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.

My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.

by 'Nucks man January 4, 2011

Blom

A south african term meaning to relax or chill or calm down

Synonym: steady chill

Example 1:
Girl1: guys let's go the mall on Saturday to blom
Girl2: cool so we're just finna steady chill?

Girl1:yeah

Example 2:
Girl1: shut up you dumb hoe I know you went behind my back to Stacey!

Girl2: BLOM you're making a scene.

by Spareguccimam November 3, 2018

blogposting

When someone confuses posting in topic specific thread on image board or a forum with making a diary entry.

Anon1 - "I shaved my legs today."
Anon2 - "Someone get those blogposting faggots of my technology board already!"

by Szer0 December 8, 2018

blom

To chill with

Person 1: come blom by me tomorrow
Person 2: shot bro! i'll be there at 5

by chikita22356 August 16, 2011

blimpo

A Really Fat ass motherfucker, whose whole body is shaped like a balloon

My Friend John Is A Blimpo

by Ecstasy Designz June 7, 2004

Blimper

Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.

Look at him macking on that chunker. He's such a blimper.

by PMax March 15, 2008

blimpin

to get high; to smoke pot

dude we are so blimpin right now muahahahaha

by Jake Tessier April 1, 2007