coke bloat

When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.

Tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she's got all fat in the face.

Ted: Nar man, she's just got a bad case of coke bloat.

Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow.

by miss.louise May 30, 2007

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by YourMumSussy April 4, 2023

Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD)

Extreme craving for blogging.

An extension of the Internet Addiction Disorder or (IAD).

What´s going on with Sara? She looks so weird.
It´s a BAD day today for her.
How´s that?
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD). No Internet connection for the last hour an a half so, no blogging no life.

by rperazag May 8, 2010

Blog-it-out

When the cruel reality of the world affects one so deeply and unjustly, the only course of action to relieve the pain is to blog about it.

Person: What a day! My car broke down, I lost my job, and my girlfriend dumped me! I don't know how I'm going to survive!

Me: You should probably just go home and blog-it-out.

by amyv23 September 3, 2008

Bloatlord

1. Could've started from the perception of extremely large bodybuilders having bloated looking stomachs (Palumboism) which occurs when the oblique muscles thicken and make it hard for a bodybuilder to hold their stomach in. These absolute kings of man kind are menaces to society.

Look at these absolute bloatlords. They get people mirin' left and right.

by Tomboy enthusiast September 14, 2021

bloatation

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.

Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.

by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007

blog

An online diary, usually used by people who want to feel important, and think other people actually read their daily garbage.

Friend: Do you have a blog?
Me: No, I am pretty happy with my life.

by Z32POWER March 24, 2009