anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

by cock blocked and ready to go October 28, 2010

Gargantuan Blockades

Gargantuan Blockades is a Mega Walls sweat clan. Unlike the other stupid fucking clans on Hypixel, Gargantuan Blockades is not a cheating guild. Some cheating guilds are known as Hood and The Jungle. The clan is lead by Turblue, a bitch who eats cock. Whenever they win a game after losing ten times in a row, they always say “L KID #THEGUNGA” at the end of the game, stating that they’re better than everyone else.

Person 1: These guys are saying “L KID #THEGUNGA”!
Person 2: That’s Gargantuan Blockades, no one knows who they are lol

by Fish186 October 14, 2020

Blockamo

An ugly woman standing a block or more away.

she's got a body, but her face only looks good at a blockamo

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004

hata blockaz

dark shaded sunglasses... used by the hated and ppl who like the song

I got my hata blockaz on! (i got my hata blockaz on)

by T Shane May 21, 2006

blockaway

Someone who only looks good from a block away, but when they get close you realize it was all an illusion. A variation on the ever popular butter face.

That guy is a blockaway.

by punan February 26, 2004

german blockade

When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.

"I'm going to give Billy a German Blockade when he's asleep, because he teabagged me"

by roflzorz November 18, 2007

Blogcasm

Blog Sarcasm.

When something sarcastic is posted as blog post or within a blog as a comment.

A break split between the two words "Blog" and "Sarcasm".

Blogcasm

Ollie: "Emotional review Marnix!"

(When the review was clearly total tripe!)

Marnix: "Enough with the Blogcasm!"

by Swimace August 21, 2008