Buzzer Bleeder

Buzzer bleeder is when your girlfriend rhinks she might be pregnant but gets her period in the time between buying the pregnancy test and peeing on it.

We thought becky was pregnant but she nailed a last second buzzer bleeder in a hardys bathroom.

by Joe BYEDEN October 20, 2016

Block Bleeder

Block Bleeder : A vehical or form of transportation normally used to sell dope or narcotics and commit crimes.

Get the Block Bleeder we going to handle some business on the south side.

by Beast_Vando_26 September 18, 2021

Rectum Bleeder

A gentleman that prefers his partner to take him up dirt alley

Look at that rectum bleeder mincing about

by Juzza75 June 11, 2022

Crotch-bleeder

another name for a woman

Monica is such a dirty crotch-bleeder.

by Travis7137 February 22, 2008

justin bieber banana bleeder

Its when a man inserts a banana half way into a a girls vagina durring a heavy period then lick the period blood off the end of the banana.

Susan is a crazy slut, she wanted me to do a justin bieber banana bleeder last night

by tk4life420 June 12, 2014

bleeder

what happens when you are peeing and you zip up your pants too fast before you get a chance to make sure your balls are safely protected by your boxers; made popular in the movie There's Something About Mary

Pete zipped his balls right into his zipper teeth and ripped his sack open;his balls almost fell onto the floor making it a pretty serious bleeder.

Lavernius heard screaming from the bathroom and thought it might have been a bleeder; when she went to check it out her suspicions were confirmed by Reginald screaming in pain with his hand over his bloody nut sac.

by Sean Lock Romulux November 2, 2006

bleeded

past tense of "bleed",

used by Justin Timberlake in an attempt to rhyme with "cheated" in his powerful song "What Goes Around Comes Back Around"

"When you cheated girl, my heart bleeded girl...
and it goes without saying, that you left me feelin hurt"

by Nigerian Hotness December 9, 2008