blerton

the best looking albanian you‘ve ever seen with a fucking 7“ cock that can destroy every girls ass

Girl 1: is that blerton? i want to fuck with him so bad
Girl 2: yeah, i did last night and he was sooo good

by gabe itch 69420 September 27, 2020

Paul Blart

A variation on the blumpkin wherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

"Why does Roger seem so down today?"
"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."
"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."

by Simplicius April 15, 2009

bleargh

The term used to describe a feeling of melancholy combined with, or caused by, sadness or illness. It is used when one finds it difficult to express how they feel.

A counsellor or friend asks, 'How are you feeling?'
'I feel bleargh.'

by eenerdesigns February 17, 2010

Paul Blart

Originally from southern Ontario. It's when you pop a bar, take a shot and then hit a fat popper.

"Yo Paul Blarts this weekend?"
"I did a Paul Blart last night it was fucked"

by Untitled_07 November 16, 2016

blert

someone who is of less than average intelligence

stop arsing about,you fuckin`blert

by wilkie January 11, 2009

Blart

A big 'ol fat nut

Jake: So, what were you doing last night?
Joseph: I was just having a good blart over your fit mum dude
Jake: Yummy

by CheekyGustavo October 5, 2018

the beartrap

while giving a girl oral sex, upon orgasm, the girl tightens her tighs around your head similar to that of a beartrap

girl:ooo oooo oooooooo!
guy: easy baby your giving me the beartrap!

by changus May 16, 2008