Dragon Boating

The act of placing ones face in the cleft of the buttocks of another and motorboating the cheeks.

Suzie and I were fooling around and I flipped her over and straight took her to Dragon Boating town. She loved it.

by GentooThePenguin June 18, 2011

beating the bishop

Masturbating.

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003

blatino

A person who is half black/African and half latino. Can be Peruvian, Guatemalan, etc. Does not only refer to Mexicans though Mexicans are included. If the person is male he is called a blatino, and blatina is if the person is female.

Person A: What ethnicity is that guy?

Person B: Oh he's blatino.

Person A: Black and latino ?

Person B: Yeah.

by theblatina October 23, 2014

beating the record

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009

Blaking

the act of masturbating excessively due to laziness or difficulty in finding pussy.

Ever since Arton got rejected by Tamara, he just spends all night blaking off at home.

by Emonster17 December 2, 2010

blaine anderson

the best character on quite possible the best tv show ever, glee. he’s breathtakingly gorgeous and his voice is perfect. quite possibly the love of my life even though he doesn’t really exist. kurt hummel is his soulmate and if ANYONE comes between them i will attack you.

oh my god, that man has the best voice ever and he is gorgeous!!
he must be blaine anderson!

by mashford July 14, 2019

blazin’ neon egomaniac

An egomaniac who makes other egomaniacs look like wallflowers.

Being friends with a blazin’ neon egomaniac is never really possible.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019