Blasphemy

Standing up butt naked in a church and shouting obscenities at your dick.

Jerry ran up to the preacher as he showed great blasphemy, the church was shocked.

by BarnyRd September 3, 2019

bohemian blasphemy

a type of foreplay for advanced students

him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."

(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)

by Krkič April 14, 2019

blasphemology

The study of the language of blasphemy. Common language known as cussing and bad words.

Bro. You take blasphemology too? I literally wish the fucking rain would stop.

by DottsNames September 18, 2018

Blasphemeat

the action or offence of speaking sacrilegiously about the Meat Gods.

This roast is underdone, what Blasphemeat!

by Big S1234 November 14, 2019

blasphemy

The intent of doing an act that's considered to go with your beliefs with a third-party goes completely against your belief.

Person 1: I'm vegan, but I'm purchasing a vegan food product from a non-vegan food franchise
Person 2: Blasphemy!

by Can't find a handle November 13, 2021

blahphemy

claiming to do something better than chuck norris or vin diesel

- "With all my intense training, soon my kick will be stronger than Chuck Norris'es"
- "Blahphemy!"

by tormentor December 7, 2006

blasphemy

To do something out of ordinary ,kind of like playing god or to act like you are. To state false comments about things you dont kno.

Jenny always assumes she knows everything about a certain person ,but yet she knows nothing ,she needs to stop trying to play god and shut up

by Shelbs April 9, 2005