When someone gets hit in the face with a penis or penis like object (dildo) and leaves a mark in the shape of the object.
by Sasha U. May 2, 2006
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Get the Blarpo mug.Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.
Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"
by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006
Get the Happy Blapping mug.Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
by kevinbeal December 14, 2015
Get the blarping mug.Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.
"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"
"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"
"No-"
The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.
"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"
"No-"
The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.
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Get the blarbon mug.A brand of footwear best known for its Ugg look-alike boots. While they look almost exactly the same, Bearpaws are only about $60, while Uggs easily go beyond $100. However, it is commonly observed that Bearpaws are not as good quality as Uggs, which explains the price difference.
Nowadays, with the many Ugg knockoffs and store brands, Bearpaws are considered "second best" if you cannot afford Uggs, and are followed by Emus.
Nowadays, with the many Ugg knockoffs and store brands, Bearpaws are considered "second best" if you cannot afford Uggs, and are followed by Emus.
Girl 1: Hey look, she got Uggs! I didn't know she could afford them.
Girl 2: No, those are Bearpaws.
Girl 1: Oh, well, they look exactly the same to me.
Girl 2: No, those are Bearpaws.
Girl 1: Oh, well, they look exactly the same to me.
by ncl11 September 21, 2009
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