Blanket

The only think that keeps me safe from the cruel world when Im out of my den of depression. Thank you for your service.

Depression: Boo!

Me: Nice try, my blanket shall protect me

by Bigm0uth June 3, 2020

Booger Blanket

Any type of cloth used as a substitute for a tissue.

I have plenty of tissues around my house but I always seem to use my sleeve as a booger blanket instead.

by Urban Bird April 19, 2010

Cretin Blanket

And individual or event which detracts the attention of inferior or less desirable people away from what everyone else is doing. It's the person who hosts another party to take the school idiots away from the everyone else, so everyone can enjoy themselves without being anxious about dimwits turning up

Will: "Are you going to Timmy's party?"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"

by GrumpyBint May 23, 2013

blanket humper

Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.

Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!

You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.

*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe

by Savagemylads November 30, 2018

Wool Blanket

When a welsh man is having sex with a sheep. Before his release he pulls out, rolls the sheep on its back, then ejaculates on the sheep's stomach. Following ejaculation he rolls around on the ground stomach to stomach with the sheep.

I caught Joe performing a wool blanket with my sheep this morning... I had to put daisy down!

by ClamKnuckler May 20, 2014

Dylan blanket

The sheet that covers your bed a.k.a. a bed cover . Normally taken off the bed after a anal session

Hey dude after what we did lastnight my dylan blanket came off.

by Ravi_Shankar August 10, 2020

beer can blanket

When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.

Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.

Soiled.

Like his heart.

by Timtastic January 4, 2009