Bjorning around

"Bjorning around" is local Northern European slang, meaning slacking off or doing nothing, particularly in a work setting. It is likely derived from the name "Bjorn" or "Björn," which is a Scandinavian name meaning "bear", referring to wandering or moving aimlessly, similar to how a bear might roam around.

I haven't done anything today, I'm totally Bjorning around.

by Bjorning Wanderer March 18, 2024

Bjorn

The process of becoming Swedish. One will start to shrink and their hair will slowly bleach during said process. Their eyes will become an icy blue and their vocal cords will contort, enabling them to have mastery over the Swedish language.

Oh god, I’m about to Bjorn!
Please help my son, he’s Bjorning!

by Mr. Bjortle May 8, 2022

Bjorn

A very KARDERR person who loves everyone that loves him.He has so many talents and his metabolism is the best,he can heat tons of food and never increases in weight(ca t thot vllai ndro profesjon)

Bjorn is a boy who you can be very safe with.His best friend always forgets his b-day

by Koga.bbx November 21, 2021

Bjorn

This is a one of a kind juicy piece of meat, incapable of performing the most simple tasks. Very loyal to his senpai, raised in a extremely christian household. Can be used in a sentence as a word implying "being useless".

dude 1: hey dude can you make this drawing on your computer.
dude 2: nah man i would pull a total Bjorn on that.

by Tjomas November 22, 2021

Bjorn

A man who if you look away for a minute will have his but in your face and penis on neck

I want the strange man bjorn to leave my home

by Apollo09 August 25, 2022

Bjorn

Originating from Scandinavia, however, people with this name appear to have a massive penis measuring a whopping 6.9 inches long. It also means 'Big Bear'.

Hey, i heard in the shower rooms Bjorn has a 6.9 inch dick which doesn’t fit!

by WineEmDineEmSixtyNineEm November 21, 2021

Bjorn

Somebody who wears the skeptic/john face

hey look at that bjorn

by UnusualBjorn March 31, 2024