Birdle

An unnatural hybrid of a bird and a turtle.

A type of mythological monster, for example the Japanese Kappa

Hey lady! That monster birdle just ate your baby.

by Monkey storm October 21, 2013

birdseyebitch

A girl usually fat, who takes photo's only from an almost 'birdseye' view looking up facially to the camera to give the illusion that they are indeed not fat (as it hides their body and likely double chin). The more birdseyebitch photos they have on their facebook or dating profile the more likely they are to be a fattie.

Girl talking to herself: Gosh I'm so fat..... how do I hide my giant body and double chin? Hmmmm... I know I'll take some birdseyebitch photos, that will hide my true figure and guys will think I'm hot on my Facebook page.

by Barbarash September 30, 2011

Birded

1: To catch a case or to be convicted of a crime.

2: To murder, shank, or jump

1: You heard? Terry got birded by the feds.

2: Fam, you got birded? By who? You good??

by Mandem609 April 11, 2021

Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

by Psychologist October 11, 2003

Birdfeeding

The act of a woman feeding a man his own cum from her mouth.

"Dude, I jizzed in tracy's mouth yesterday and she fed it to me via mouth. Birdfeeding is amazing!"

by Chris the Pussy popper August 11, 2015

birdie

infection

i saw birdie so i ran away

by BOT Birdie January 27, 2020

birdie

A slang term referring to the middle finger.

"I gave that fucker the birdie when he wasn't lookin'."

by Dave September 28, 2004