binded

all hosed up, extrememely fucked up

That ass Paul binded up the oak.

by NinoBrown June 29, 2006

Bindle

A bound book made from paper with a front cover and a back cover and anywhere from 100 to 300 pages inside, printed on paper and to be read on a comfortable chair at one's leisure.

"I hate reading e-books on a Kindle. Give me a real Bindle anyday!"

-- Overheard at water cooler at a bookstore in Manhattan in June 2009.

by PRwiz101 August 4, 2009

Bundled Like Bernie

Wearing a condom

Dave: So you did the deed. Did you put on your rain coat?
Steve: I was Bundled Like Bernie!

by Greg Landers January 28, 2021

bindle

for use when a complete "what the fuck" moment happens but you're in a situation where actually saying "what the fuck" is extremely uncouth
or for whenever saying "Bindle" is quicker than saying "what the fuck"

Did you see that? Bindle

by yahitscool October 8, 2004

bindle stick

Originates from ancient greek word meaning "Stick of the Most Awesomeness Power."

Bindle sticks are often made of cow tongues and bat droppings.

Wow, what a bindle stick!

by El Me May 21, 2004

Bindley

a word also relating to the definition of "twat"

a bindley is someone who drives a 1.2 car and acts like a monkey

OMG its a bindley
run away its a bindley

by Donkey234 August 3, 2009

bindlestuff

The combined accumulation of rambulatory items left behind by a traveler, particularly a hobo.

That guy never came back and got all his bindlestuff.

by moniker42 June 30, 2009