Billie Eilish

A young talented girl (singer/songwriter). she's slandered for being a famous teenager for openly speaking up about youth mental health. Billie is often misunderstood by many, thinking her only emotions are sadness and "glorifying mental health" in her songs. Some of her fans are 12 year old girls/boys pretending to be depressed and use Billie's songs to somehow "prove" they're depressed (when they're actually not and most likely don't even understand her songs like those white girls happily dancing to songs about gang stuff and drugs on tiktok). People make shit up like she thinks she's "nOt LikE OtHER girLs" because of her oversized clothes but she's made it clear that it's because of personal insecurities and call her untalented while they go n listen to some NBA young boy and marshmallow type shit.

Person: *listens to one fucking Billie Eilish song*
A dumbass self absorbed cunt: EW are you like fake depressed or something?
Person: No?
A dumbass self absorbed cunt: Well then why are you listening to Billie Eli?
Person: Why not? I just think it's catchy it's not that deep man..

by mybigfuckingego February 4, 2021

Billie Sitting

The act of taking care of someone who is completely intoxicated; to act as a mother type figure; to take care of the life of another individual (specifically Billie B**nks).

Spring break cruise 2010 Billie B**ks had to be taken care of (Billie Sitting) by her two friends and amazing boyfriend.

by Dr. Sexy Will April 1, 2010

Billiesexual

The term used for anyone who loves the singer/guitarist Billie Joe Armstrong. Billiesexual should not be described as any old word to just throw around like a rag doll, but rather embrace it, Ya know, say it like you tell a sexy beast that, Ya know, you want to fuck them. Billiesexual. Say it nice and slow, let it roll off your tounge like Ya know bille rolls off a hill and into your sheets. Billiesexual. What would Billie do? (Term Created by an ifunny user known as St_Gloria) spread the word. -Billiesexual

Boy- what is Billiesexual?
Girl- oh just Ya know.. *explains everything*
Boy- omg.. *becomes an instant fanboy*

by Mysterious Girl March 24, 2015

Billie Irish

This is a Steven Universe style fusion of Billie Eilish and Jacksepticeye who is Irish(hence Billie Irish) that seemingly spawned from a member of Jacks fan base.

Gabe: hey, have you seen Billie Irish?
Bob: yup.

by NightmareSnas January 5, 2020

Billel

The only guy that can't be forgotten.
The only guy that can make your day.
Finest guy on earth.
The only guy you can't get mad at no matter what he does.
Salmon fan.

Billel loves making fun of short people!
Lets hire Billel as our personal chef he's so fucking good at making spaghetti!
Can't get enough of Billel's eyes.

by hotterthanhellll February 14, 2020

billie lourd

billie lourd is the best human being to ever exist and she absolutely CARRIED scream queens.

someone: i hate billie lourd

me: 🔪🔪

by billielourdshoe May 30, 2021

billie

Billie is a lovely, outgoing person. She is always happy and can put a smile on anyone's face. She will always listen and will always be a shoulder to cry on. Billie is very fun and crazy and likes to drink. She can be very sensitive and can get angry easily, however she is a great person to be around. She is the bestest friend anyone could ask for and she will always have her arms open for you if you need her. She has a beautiful smile and is the prettiest person i know. Her figure and style is to die for. Everyone is jealous of her and love her. She is hilariously funny and her laugh is the funniest.
P.S she has a massive bum.

bum billie

by lou123456 October 1, 2013