big red ipod

a large red butt plug

made famous by jeffrey star.

brandon:"ray do you have a big red ipod?"
ray: "no. but i have a little one."

lmao he had no idea what we were talking about.

by jeskillscupcakes October 16, 2008

Big Red

A sexy hot lookin red head that's real busty. Some junk in the trunk too. Preferably 5'8 or over.

" WHOA, where you goin lookin so fine Big Red???"

by urban fashionista January 14, 2008

a big red

To shit on someones car. After shitting, to proceed to rub doodoo around the car with ones own hand.

Last night I pulled a big red and shit on someones car.

by Mr. McFanny September 26, 2006

the big red one

Essentially damnation, or the act of being condemned to Hell. Can also be used as a noun for Hell itself.

"That bitch Satan is sure gonna get the big red one, or my name ain't Bernard God."

"Off you go, Hitler! See you in the big red one!"

by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006

big red

The best pub in the world on holloway road in north london. I think its named after the owner.

you wanna go to big red? i'm already there f**k yeah

by HollowayTom August 30, 2006

Big Red

The chewing gum Ricky Bobby promotes in "Talladega Nights"

If you don't chew Big Red, then F**k You

by cotton5817 August 20, 2009

big red truck

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark.

This phrase was started with the blonde joke where a blonde calls the fire department because her home is on fire. When the person asked how to find her house she replied "Duh, the big red truck outside."

A woman walks out of her house to her car with her keys in her hand. A man calls out to her, "Going on a drive?"
To which she replies, "Duh, big red truck."

by Noodles84 September 22, 2006